Bob Saget Killer 2000

Being a watered-down funnyman can make you some enemies in the programming community. Here, some QBasic hackers have whipped up a very simple simulator to dish out abuse to Mr. Saget from the barrel of a gun, all to sitcom audience moans and whistles, while demented circus music eggs the player on. Targeting specific areas with the mouse crosshairs inflicts special damage, section by anatomical section, until the onetime comedian is reduced to a pile of hilarious steak tartar.