Old software (where adult text adventures are concerned, perhaps second only to Softporn Adventure!) proves to be a gateway to what was a nostalgic experience even then, the heterosexual rite of passage: a night of heavy petting and perhaps “getting to third base” in a parked car at the local drive-in movie theatre. The order of the day here is pacing yourself, gradually building your girlfriend’s ardour before taking it to the back seat and freeing yourselves of some of that cumbersome clothing. Oh, say! Is that my hand? How did that get there?
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