Inanimate Racer

We’ve all heard the expression “going nowhere fast” but how often has it been simulated in a computer game? Strap yourself to the keyboard and get ready for indescribable excitement as the player selects one of five inanimate racers — from a teddy bear to a toaster to the dark horse Chia Pet — and it goes to the races, burning up the asphalt on a beautiful summer day. Blink and you might miss the action!