Story
Ten years ago, Ash Ketchum never left for his magical Pokémon journey. Instead, he hid in his mom’s basement, played video games, guzzled energy drinks, and obsessed over his anime waifus. Misty, on the other hand, dominated the competitive landscape before retiring to the Water Gym to ‘Tat stream to lonely men, one whom is Ash. One Friday, she announces she will marry whoever can defeat her by the end of the weekend! Armed with no potential, skills, or capabilities of any kind, Ash rushes out the door for the first time in a decade to win her hand. But will all those beautiful lonely girls along the way let Ash get to Misty?
ABOUT
This game is a parody dating sim of the original Pokémon games/anime as reinterpreted through Pokébeach’s 2008 interview with Masamitsu Hidaka, the director of the original anime. There, Hidaka stated that they did not have plans to bring Misty back to the anime at that time. This was admittedly because they changed out the girls and slapped them into bathing suits to keep boys interested with new eye candy. This game therefore is something of Misty’s revenge for this. It is set a few years before the forgotten Myutsuu no Gyakushuu trailer, where Nintendo had Ash sire Misty’s child and then abandon both of them for his Pokémon journey.
The demo is written in Pokémon Essentials 20.1 and focuses on shenanigans with the various characters and environment. It lasts several hours and ends after beating the first gym. The demo is a third of the final game, which will hopefully be released in two or three years. While the game utilizes a lot of awkward flirty dialogue, there’s nothing that would put this game beyond a T rating on ESRB and its age rating would be similar to a show like The Simpsons.
FEATURES
- Misty!
- Several hours of straight, unabated memes!
- Branching dialogues and secrets!
- Needlessly ornate GUI!
- Animated Visual Scenes!
- Exclamation Points!
- Date your favorite characters!
- What are hotfixes!?
- Catch tons of Pokémon? No, limitations!
