PLOT AND STUFF
You wake up in a Pokémon Center in the middle of a hurricane and can’t remember a thing classic amnesia trope is overused, you say? go away. You pick your starter and run around the completely, undeniably and 100% fictitious region of New Jersey trying to piece together what happened before you zonked out (if you don’t get it there’s an NPC who beats you over with the head with everything at the end). Oh, and Team Aqua is bumbling around, and they don’t seem to like you very much.
FEATURES
Default Pokémon Essentials graphics set (with only a few minor changes)
– Decent amount of map verticality
– Weather wars
– Five to seven-ish hours of gameplay, depending on how fast you can read, how much you feel like exploring and how good you are at Pokémon
– There are a couple Pokémon Gyms but none of the leaders are home
– Zany Super Mario font on the title(s)
– Seventy, eighty, I forget exactly how many Pokémon
– Jokes at the expense of Delaware
– Trainers level with you it was easier than balancing it myself okay?
– Choose your difficulty (sort of)
– Questionable decisions by the protagonist
– Lots and lots of piano midi
– Two endings (sort of)(please don’t just restart if you lose a battle)(especially the second-to-last one)
– Some other things
